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Top 7 Unfairly Hard Nintendo Moments

Now in 2010, we have a whole generation of kids running around that never had to suffer some of the 8-bit abominations that scarred my youth.

But recently, with things like emulators and the Wii’s Virtual Console, this new generation is now able to experience some of the fun pain and misery that the NES had to offer.

Just to give the up-and-coming generation of gamers an idea of the type of crap we had to deal with back in the day, here is my list of the Top 7 Unfairly Hard Nintendo Moments of all time.

admin | January 29th, 2010 | Continued

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Feature Article #2

A Decade of Music in Review: Flamethrower Magazine’s Staff Picks

With the end of this ridiculous decade looming, and the extinction of mankind pretty much a given at this point, here at Flamethrower Magazine we decided to solve the most important question of our times…

What were the best albums of the decade?

Lots of people made lists, and I’ve gone ahead and compiled them all here for you.

This could be a chance to discover some music you may have missed before doomsday is upon us.

admin | November 29th, 2009 | Continued

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Feature Article #3

Britney Spears, An Epic Tale of Murder and Destiny: Part 1

From the very beginning, Britney’s offerings much pleased the Lord. The Lord much enjoyed the bubblegum pop stylings of a young Britney. While flipping channels in 1992, God ran across an episode of Star Search, and noticed a young up-and-comer named Britney Spears, a cherub-like blonde with the voice of an angel. The Lord was pleased, for his plan was just beginning to take shape.

admin | November 20th, 2009 | Continued

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Feature Article #4

Most Underrated Hottie of 2009: Emma Stone

Dec 29, 2009

Our readers have responded in overwhelming numbers, expressing a desire for MORE EMMA STONE!!!

And if Flamethrower does one thing, it is respond to the needs of our readers, so we are bestowing upon Emma the newly-created title of…

Flamethrower’s Most Underrated Hottie of 2009!

admin | September 29th, 2009 | Continued

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Feature Article #5

Charles Manson: Monster or Misunderstood Genius?

On a different plane of existence, Charles Manson may have been known throughout the world as a musician, a poet, a philosopher, a thinker, a revolutionary. But in this one, we’ve decided to brand him a killer, a devil, a cult leader, and a lunatic.

admin | September 28th, 2009 | Continued

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Feature Article #6

Free Music: Dustplanet

“Dustplanet has been described as somewhere between trip-hop and electronic shoegazer.” Their self-titled debut is mostly instrumental production featuring a few appearances from guest vocalists.

This album is currently available for free listening in it’s entirety. Act now, because it will not be in the future.

admin | September 18th, 2009 | Continued

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Feature Article #7

Free Downloadable Video Game: Casey Saves the Universe – Adventures of a Pizza Boy

I made this game a couple years ago with RPG Maker, totally forgot about it, and then I found it again recently, played it, realized it’s awesomeness, and decided to upload it for the world to enjoy.

admin | September 18th, 2009 | Continued

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Argument for the “Fair Tax”

Hello Flamethrower Magazine fans. It’s time for another political discussion by Crazy Uncle Charly.

I would like to make a case for scrapping the current health care plan and bring the Fair Tax to the floor for discussion.

I know, I know, you want health care for all and that would be great, but consider what this health care plan really is. It’s a new tax. If you don’t consider Social Security and Medicare/Medicaid a tax, then you don’t have your facts straight.

13Jan2010 | Crazy Uncle Charly | 16 comments | Continued
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Top Ten Sneaky Hotties of 2009

Anyone can talk about the hotness of women like Beyonce, Megan Fox, or Angelina Jolie. But it takes true talent to develop an eye for the Sneaky Hot. Here at Flamethrower, we pay tribute to the under-rated hotties of the world.

24Dec2009 | admin | 1 comment | Continued
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Best of Flamethrower Magazine 2009

I noticed today that my next post would be my 100th post.

And since it happens to fall on the last New Years Eve of this Decade, it seems symbolic.

So in the spirit of new beginnings, and an end to the old, I’ve re-designed the site.

I’ve also put together a MONSTER POST in honor of the occasion…

…a compilation of all of Flamethrower’s Best Articles Of the Year, the new site features, and just for blasty blasts…a bunch of random lists!!!

31Dec2009 | admin | 3 comments | Continued
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CD Reviews: Paper City, Eureka California

Edward brings us a couple of quick reviews for some indie albums that happened to slide across his desk recently, Paper City and Eureka California.

3Mar2010 | EdwardBignar | 0 comments | Continued
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Message to LeBron James: Dude, Just Stay in Cleveland! (Top 3 Reasons)

As most people know, LeBron James’ contract with the Cleveland Cavaliers will end after this season, making him the most sought after free agent in sports history.

Most people are also assuming it’s a foregone conclusion that LeBron will ditch Cleveland to go play for another team. Why?

3Feb2010 | admin | 7 comments | Continued
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Movie Review: The Lovely Bones

The Lovely Bones was undisputedly one of the best new movies I have seen. There are many movies out there that are incredible, please don’t get me wrong. But none like this. The emotional rollercoaster took me from laughter to anger to sobbing.

20Jan2010 | astrid | 3 comments | Continued
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The Dweebs make you Fight for your Right to Party

You’ve got to Fight for your Right to Party. The Dweebs state they are the ultimate party band. The Dweebs not only play well, they intend to entertain and get the crowd involved.

18Jan2010 | gypsy | 0 comments | Continued
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This Government?

(poetry)

This government

I wonder if It’s a democracy, hypocrisy or just an idiocracy

this isn’t an anarchist philosophy

It’s just what we’ve seen in the battle between the democrats, republicans, liberals and conservatives

not being observative to what we need to live

14Jan2010 | ericheck | 0 comments | Continued
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robotsleep’s Top 50 Albums of 2009 (26-50)

The top 50 albums of 2009 as ranked by robotsleep

3Jan2010 | robotsleep | 0 comments | Continued
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NFL Week 17 Picks against the spread, Week 16 update

I went 8-8 in my picks against the spread last week, so I’ll go ahead and pick Week 17 and see if I can finish the season with a winning record.

This week seems really hard, considering it’s hard to tell which teams are actually going to be trying and which won’t.

The picks have almost nothing to do with which teams are actually more talented, just where their heads are at in Week 17. Which sucks, but that means if you do a little research and psychoanalyzing, you can usually pick them pretty well.

2Jan2010 | admin | 0 comments | Continued
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Gypsy’s Faunasphere Holiday Update

Dasher madness overtook the land. Everyone seemed to be lusting after the new fauna called a dasher. It is a cute little bambi type reindeer and was very appropriate for the season. Everyone wanted one and some people want enough to pull Santa’s sleigh.

1Jan2010 | gypsy | 0 comments | Continued
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